Talking to dead people about pizza.

This is where I write about things like places where my 3G Optus iPhone won't work, complain about stupid people, talk about all the broken things in my life and post letters I send to people to complain about how dumb they are. Also feminism, baking, photography, corgis and Boards of Canada I ASSUME.
Dec 13
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I just found my diary from when I was 17

Here are some things I have learnt:

- Scott’s parents are ice cream fascists

- A man with one leg offered Jody 30 trips for $90 on the train

- One day Scott dribbled on me apparently (gross Scott!)

- Scott said that Aerosmith are better than the Chemical Brothers and so I got mad at him. He then called me a musical wanker.

Here is my killing people list

1. Henry Rollins

1 1/2. Metallica

2. Horrid bush man (I think this is the dude out of Bush but I am not sure)

3. Silverchair

4. Puff Daddy

5. Mariah Carey

6. Smashing Pumpkins man

7. Elton John

8. Someone is written here but then INTENSELY scribbled out and replaced with Van Halen

9. That annoying Jane woman (I have no idea)

10. Alanis Morrisette

After this I have just written hmm Magic Dirt are really bad.